Milli & Vanilli
To the tune of “Girl You Know Its True” by Milli Vanilli:
“Oooo you know it’s true,
We are Milli and Vanilli, a beautiful pair of parakeets looking for a new place to call home. We will sing you songs, and try not to sing too many from our namesake – Milli Vanilli. But we’re not making any promises. We are obviously a bonded pair, so there’s no breaking us up – we must be adopted together! Come meet us and fall in love!