Bio data

Check out my video!

Looking for a personal assistant who can shred sensitive documents faster than you can say “What’s up, doc?” Meet Lt. Hopper! This distinguished gentleman has mastered the art of speed-demolishing cardboard boxes, making him the ultimate, eco-friendly paper shredder your household never knew it needed.

Don’t let his high-ranking military title fool you—the El-Tee is a massive softie who’s social, friendly, and ready to mingle. He also happens to be roughly the size of a miniature horse, meaning there is simply more of him to love (or more of him to accidentally trip over in the hallway). Just kidding! He should be in his own private space where he definitely can’t be tripped over.

If you’re looking to win his absolute loyalty, the key to his heart is simple: Strawberries! Bring a carton of those red gems to your first meeting, and you’ll have a giant, furry best friend for life. Come in to meet him today and officially welcome Lt. Hopper to your unit!

Ready to meet me? Come see me at the shelter! We do ask that you be serious about adopting before you ask to visit him. He’s in a quiet place in the shelter and despite the jokes above, rabbits are sensitive creatures. We want to avoid stressing this sweet boy with too many visitors. Thank you for your consideration!

Click here for our adoption procedures.